Strump Troopers – Strump Wars The Return of The Je Lie :) Some Hilarious Star Wars Quotes by That Strump !!

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Anakin Skywalk/Darth Vader
(27,000) is the consensus #1 on this list. His count was considered to be off the charts.
Emperor Palpatine/Darth Sidious (19,000) is usually ranked #2, the most powerful Sith aside from Darth Vader, and slightly above…
Yoda (17,000) is the most powerful Jedi ever.
Luke Skywalker (15,000) is the son of Anakin Skywalker.
Leia Organa (15,000) is Luke Skywalker’s twin, so she has an identical midichlorian count.
Some other notable individuals and the midichlorian estimates:
Anakin Solo/Ben Solo/Kylo Ren (13,500) the son of Leia Organa and Han Solo
Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus (13,500) the Sith who defeated…
Obi-Wan Kenobi (13,400) the Jedi who defeated…
Darth Maul (12,000)
These rankings were made using material from the Expanded Universe, which I will not consider invalid until Disney releases material that directly conflicts with the old canon.
- Anakin Skywalk/Darth Vader Donald Trump (27,000) is the consensus #1 on this list. His count was considered to be off the charts.
- Emperor Palpatine/Darth Sidious Donald Trump again (19,000) is usually ranked #2, the most powerful Sith aside from Darth Vader, and slightly above…
- Yoda (17,000) is the most powerful Jedi ever. its got to be donald trump people !
actually trump was all of them in the movie 🙂
- Luke Skywalker (15,000) is the son of Anakin Skywalker. ok nancy pelosi
- Leia Organa (15,000) is Luke Skywalker’s twin, so she has an identical midichlorian count.
Some other notable individuals and the midichlorian estimates:
- Anakin Solo/Ben Solo/Kylo Ren (13,500) the son of Leia Organa and Han Solo hmmmm Jared Kushner would do this nicely
- Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus (13,500) the Sith who defeated… Of Course Rudi Giuliani
- Obi-Wan Kenobi (13,400) the Jedi who defeated… Obama !
- Darth Maul (12,000) Mike Pompeo
These rankings were made using material from the Expanded Alternate Facts Universe, which I will not consider invalid until Disney releases material that directly conflicts with the old canon.
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